Why does Natalie have to say ‘stuffed animal’ so much
Surely she could just tell the tree decorator to cancel? Kevin’s actor just looked at the cameramanīuzz doesn’t have to be so evil-feels forced to create continuity with the original buzz Intended emotional scenes don’t even hit that hard due to the shit the characters have been doing previously Oh ffs that jingle bells suddenly became diegetic music again. Who’s Kevin saying his thoughts to, the cameraman?ĭecorating the tree to jingle bells is 🤢And imagine the actors filming that. Molly acts so sus and gets a northern accent again mid sentence after losing it There’s literally only two people for us to guess the inside man from so it comes as no surprise
Why does everyone walk goofily to the fridge? Natalie walks in a minute later and is fine ‘Did I ever tell you about, well that’s another story’ forced continuity Kevin floods a house and says ‘house clean yourself up’ and then assumes Natalie will forgive him ‘Marv’ says ‘I think there’s somebody here’ when someone closed the door on him five seconds earlier Kevin says ‘door close’ when he’s right next to the door Missi Pyle is chewing gum more than her daughter in the 2005 Willy wonka Kid who isn’t Kevin recognises marv who isn’t marv and this is all supposed to be in the same continuity? How did Marv/Harry lose his iq- the fucker gets stuck in the gate He seriously needs binoculars to see her come out of the house? He flies a heavy sharp object and manages to hit Prescott’s head Singing in the mirror scenes copying Macaulay culkin ‘This is the control centre from which I manage the entire household’ cringe He took two seconds to open the present and the box inside The camera movement when she’s serving breakfast They intercut between the mum on the phone and the image quality looks really good and when they cut to the dad it looks so soft like it’s from the ‘80sĬompletely unnecessary to have so many of molly’s faces on the screen, and why is she watching him sleep He fakes his excitement at the cool gadgets in the room This music is like some shitty student composition Kid gulps when seeing completely unintimidating butler
MISSI PYLE HOME ALONE 4 DRIVER
He’s married to Missi Pyle half his age-must have also been in prison for contact with minorsįfs kid pays taxi driver (with unnecessary accent) with piggy bank money Marv’s lips and by the way that’s Harry not marv-identity theft-they even reference Harry’s old plans when he’s not in it ‘Door open’ …I forgot how bad this was… ‘curtains close’ Oh no there was one of those clock wipe transitions The cringe montage when they try to make the brother look menacing when telling him to do choresĮven the adult mum actor doesn’t give a shit about the script What makes Natalie so important to host the royal family and we don’t even get told what they’re the royal family of? The kids are annoying and the dad is annoying Why is he called Kevin when he looks nothing like Kevin The definitive list of fucked up things to notice as you watch:įirst shot in the house looks like a sitcom
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